Are you a German language speaker who can't function without your daily dose of coffee? Well, we have the perfect mug for you! Introducing our "Ich würde nicht sterben ohne Kaffee. Aber du könntest" mug, which translates to "I won't die without coffee. But you might." 

This hilarious German novelty cup is not just for men or women, but for every coffee lover out there. With its 11oz or 15oz size options, you'll have enough caffeine to fuel your German conversations for hours. 

But wait, there's more! This mug is not only funny, but also practical. It's dishwasher and microwave-safe, so you can conveniently heat up your coffee or clean it in a jiffy. And trust us, the highest quality printing possible is used, so the witty quote on this mug will never fade, no matter how many times you wash it. 

Oh, and did we mention that it's proudly printed and shipped from the USA? That's right! Enjoy your morning brew while showing off your love for coffee and German language with this fantastic mug. Prost!